Monday, October 7, 2013
Mission 'eagle surgery' complete
After an evening of delivering the eagle toy to the girl bi-ped...only to have her set it free again (by pitching it across the room)...I finally decided to take matters into my own hands. I captured the toy...took it to a secure location in the middle of the living room and began my precise surgical removal of 'eagle noise box'. I'm not going to lie here...it was ugly...there was stuffing everywhere by the time the surgery was complete. The silly bi-ped tried saving the eagle by restuffing the noise box...but it took me no time to complete the surgery for a 2nd time. Silly girl bi-ped. I've made sure that such an insane mistake cannot happen again...the eagle is dead. Mission complete. Sole
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