This week

Monday:
OMG OMG OMG the girl bi-ped is back!  I'm going to lick her in the eyeball then...wait...are those chickens over there!  I'll be right back...must round up the chickens. Losi.
OMG OMG OMG the girl bi-ped is back!  I'm so happy to see her!  I love the girl bi-ped...wait...I feel a strong need to pee on that bush over there...right after I inappropriately sniff the girl bi-peds butt to ensure this is truely MY girl bi-ped.  Sole.

OK, finally, she's opened up the truck so we can jump in, ensuring we'll be going back home after a week at this nice new place.  It was fun and all but...WHY are they standing there talking...can't they see that Losi and I are each laying down trying to take a nap.  It's been an exhausting week here at this place...we just want to SLEEP now.

(Went to pick them up after their week at http://unleashed-boarding.com/ and when i opened up the back of the truck the boys immediately jumped in, each sat down in a kennel bed and went to sleep...didn't take 60 sec.  They were so busy running around with the other dogs and Laurie on her 25 acres they were exhausted)

Tuesday:
Hmmm...interesting.  Today I experimented on the girl bi-ped...i see that Losi gets the special (attention) when he lays on his back...the girl bi-ped seems to like this...I think I will try this technique.  Huh...that actually worked...I get special attention from the girl bi-ped when she sees me laying on my back.  I will continue this experiment tomorrow.  Sole.
I'm so happy to be home with the girl bi-ped that i'm wagging my little tail more...and feel the need to be close to her and have her cuddle me much more. Why is the girl bi-ped leaving us at home today...whatever, i'm tired.  Losi.

Wednesday:
OMG OMG she found the purple frisbee...to replace the orange one we destroyed at Doggie Row...YEAH...all is well with the world.

Thursday:
Experiment continues to be successful.  If I roll over on my back...the girl bi-ped is still giving me extra attention.  I'm starting to like this.

Friday:
Yeah...we're staying home today WITH the girl bi-ped!  I love days like today.

Chickens (reprise)

(Losi) What? Ok, ok...let me just run around this chicken coup 15 more times then i promise I'll come over to you. Wait...did that chicken make an unauthorized move? Hold on...3 more circles around the coup and I'll be right there!

(Sole) Ok cool, what's this place...who's that dog? Smells like lots of dogs in here.  This lady seems nice.

Oh, ok...is it time to go already? Wait. Wait! Why are you doing that move like you're leaving without us! WAIT!

(Insert the worlds best guilt trip eyes from the boys)

Dogs are jerks. Why do they have to make me feel like I'm abandoning them on the side of the road.  I SWEAR I'll be back for you! Stop with the eyes! 

But...I...don't understand

(during our walk at lunch today...)

sniff, sniff, sniff...wait there it is.
what is this.
OMG I can't believe i just found this!
And it's already dead...i didn't even have to chase it down...i mean, sure that takes the fun out of it, but whatever I'm happy to have this wonderful prize!

I need to tell the girl bi ped!

Hey, hey look what i found over here...omg i can't believe i found this...
Look
Here I'll hold it up (large, dead bunny hangs from Losi's mouth)
What, OK, i'll bring it to you!

Wait, what? Drop it? but WHY!
Come to you?
With this right!

No?

OK.

Wait, is Biju heading to my prize. NO.
I found it, i should be the one to bring it to you!

Look, I have it - here it is!
I'll bring it over there to you!! OK!!
(insert image of Losi pouncing proudly across the field with a floppy dead full size bunny hanging out his mouth...VERY proud of himself)

What? Leave it?  I don't...OK OK...I'll leave it...but nobody better come try to get it....

OK wait up...I'm coming I'm coming.
But i don't understand why i can't bring you my prize!

2:26 AM

Here's a recording of an actual conversation between Sole and Kyra:

Sole - (stretch) hmm looks like everyones's asleep...now might be a good time to jump up on the bed...let's see...where's a good spot? Well biju is taking up a pretty good amount of space in the middle...hmmm. Ok I'll jump up here at the end of the girl bi peds feet...she'll usually move for me...

(sole jumps up immediately followed by)

Kyra - GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!

(Sole flies off the bed followed by)

Sole - yeah, no, it's cool...I think I'm more comfortable here on the bed on the floor.

Toy rules

Here's the rules according to Losi regarding toys he will play with on Doggie Row:

1.  Only toys the girl bi ped gives me

2.  They must be pure...no doggie funk from another dog on them.  I take a cue from Sole on this one...only pure, new toys

3.  THEY are mine...I will try to be polite, but look...if another dog takes my toy you cannot try to pass off another toy to me...I KNOW which one was mine...even if the green balls do look alike

Pawsome!

The girl biped took us on a new trail this morning!!  It was pawsome!! AND we gots to eat FRESH horse poo!

WTH!!

Is that thing!! And why can't I get in there and kill it!

Went to visit a new dog boarding place and they have chickens...the boys went nuts

What it's like...

...when i come home...

action shot

fuzzy, but i think it's a funny shot...
I WANT that treat!